systemofadowny:

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

I should never of posted this 

(via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

(via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via thidd-y)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars

And now we wait until John Green finds this

(via thidd-y)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

(via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

(via 12-years-waiting-for-sherlock)

dirkcrocker:

Trying to talk to my brother, but he’s just homestuck trash.

dirkcrocker:

Trying to talk to my brother, but he’s just homestuck trash.

(via punpunichu)

Uruk Hai enjoying some free time during Battle in Helm’s Deep

(Source: cfergusons, via thidd-y)

This might be the last Marvel carpet for you… like.. ever x

(Source: forassgard, via thidd-y)

johannathemad:

this could be considered one of the reasons why i don’t like people seeing my sketchbooks

(via ladistark)